would you still love me if….

hmmm…

would you still love me if…

I was inside out?

i had a ping pong ball for an eye? (with a little smiley face drawn on it)

I never showered?

I constantly was trying to blind you with a laser pen?

I threw you off a cliff?

I was made of coffee grounds?

I believed I was a rhinoceros?

I had a library full of the same book?

I named my child “Super Lizard”?

and last but not least…

Would you still love me if…

I was personally responsible for a hole in the Ozone layer?

meow.

5 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    Hillz said,

    I would still love you….and the hole that you would cause would be smaller than the one over my country so it would be ok….
    well not ok….but you know what i mean….
    Plus you still love me even though I’m a velociraptor, so I suppose I should return the favour…

  2. 2

    Ryan said,

    I would too. mostly because this was the funniest dang post ever!!!

  3. 3

    Krista said,

    I would probably love you more if you thought you were a rhinoceros. They have to be the most cute and cuddly animals around… and let’s be real… a ping pong eyeball would be flipping amazing. Would you let me touch it?

  4. 4

    lunch lady said,

    Well as your brother Chris said this morning

    “I’d still love you, but I might pretend I didn’t know you”

    This reminds me of the time shorty after your aunt Nancy married Ben and we were all coming home to Oakville for Christmas. 20 years ago Ben was even wackier than he is now – I recall my mom saying to me on a Sunday morning as we were all getting ready to go with them to their church
    ” I’ll walk proudly with Ben into church wearing those crazy plaid pants and stiped shirt. He’s a gem”

    you’re a gem you ping pong, lizard making, violent, smelly, inside out, roasted rhinocerous!

    love mom

  5. 5

    How are you? your website is rocks
    I have a new band and we just had a live gig you can see here:
    http://tinyurl.com/9tqcum


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